do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Vodka?
Forever.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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