champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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