Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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