Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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