Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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