You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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