She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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