I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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