the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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