so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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