She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
We had sex on a dog bed..
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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