so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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