no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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