I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
He shit in the fireplace
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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