I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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