I showed him my bush... on skype.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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