I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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