You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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