it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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