Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Randomize
