So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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