Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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