And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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