hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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