one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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