I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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