I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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