quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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