I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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