How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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