Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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