apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I need a burrito and a hug.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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