When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
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