Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
pop tarts are not kleenex
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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