I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
