Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I woke up under a house in Key West
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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