I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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