The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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