is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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