I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
The ass gains better be worth it
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