I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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