these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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