a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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