Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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