Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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