i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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