I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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