Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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