Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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