so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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