She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Boobs speak an international language.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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