The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
We left an ass print on the piano.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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